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Thursday, February 20, 2014

Beauty Tribe: Who's the fairest of them all?

Next week, on February the 26th, the 28th season of survivor Cagayan: Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty is finally kicking off. After a ‘meticulous’ and closer inspection of respectively the Brawn  and Brains tribe, we still have one more tribe to go: the Beauty tribe. So let’s not waste anymore time and get speculating!
Every season we’re presented with contestants who are not there to be big power players or tactical master minds but are just there as eye candy. This season the people of CBS did us the courtesy of presenting us an entire tribe of six people brimming with sexappeal (depending on your personal flavor offcourse). Offcourse that doesn’t mean each member of the Beauty tribe is doomed to lose. Every once and a while, we see a player with good looks taking the one million dollars and title of sole survivor. Think about the likes of Fabio (Nicaragua) or Natalie White (Samoa). The question offcourse is if we will see a similar player rise up amongst the next six players.



First up is Alexis, a 21-year old student from Chicago. At first glance she’ your typical survivor eye candy being young, kinda bubbly and beautiful. After listening to her biovid she seems smarter then your run-of-the-mill eye candy. She seems to be betting on an alliance with the girls which isn’t a bad idea. Despite that I still don’t see her playing a big part this season. If she does get into a majority alliance, she will be playing under the radar hoping for the leader of her alliance to take her to the final 3.

 Jefra Bland is next, a 23-year old pageant girl from Kentucky. Each season it’s easy to spot what kind off profile each of the ‘eye candy girls’ are. Alexis is the college girl, Morgan whom we’ll take a look at a bit further, is the model/babe and Jefra is the farm girl with farm hat and everything. Now I’m sure Jefra is a perfectly lovely girl who’s fun to be around but when it comes to survivor she’s basically cannon fodder. Unless she can ride the coattail of some powerplayer and keep quiet, smile and live up to her last name,  she ‘s an early boot for me.

Number three is Brice, a 27-year old social worker/shoe salesman from Philadelphia. I know beauty is a subjective feature but well…let’s just say Brice looks ‘Unique’. Brice is the kinda personality that you either love or hate, there’s no middle ground but I think most people will rather dislike Brice. Luckily for him, he’s on a Beauty tribe. If he were on a normal tribe I would say Brice is doomed to be an early boot, if not the first boot. But with this Beauty tribe he might have a chance to get in good with the girls. Despite that I’m guessing Brice will not last long in this game. 

Next up is boobs… I mean Morgan. Morgan is a 21-year old student from California and is the postergirl for an eye candy player, albeit a very nice poster. She might as well have a big sign with her shouting out ‘Help me, I have no clue what i’m getting into!’ She has no clear strategy, no life experience and she’s to her own words ‘outspoken’. This not only spells but screams early boot for me. Her only upside is that she realizes she’s in this predicament. Sadly, unless she can get into a majority alliance and stay quiet as a mouse, she’s out of this game faster then you can say ‘boobalicious’.

Last but one is LJ, a 34 year old horse trainer from Boston. In this rather sad (in survivor terms) bunch of players, LJ is the only one that give a glimmer of hope for his tribe. He’s laidback, cool (how could you not be when you’re name is LJ) and a clear leader. He seems to have this natural charm over him that can unite  a group of people. He also seems to be intelligent enough for this game. The only chance fort his tribe not tob e doomed is LJ. Under his leadership this group of misfits might have a chance.

Last is Jeremiah, a 34 year old model from North Carolina. Jeremiah seems like most of his tribe very bland. There’s just not much in this player to tell me he’s gonna do good in this game. If you listen to him, his only strategy is using his ‘southern charm’. That will only take you that far until you’re gone. I don’t think he’ll be the first one gone as he’s an asset in challenges but I don’t see a merge in his future.

The Beauty tribe seems to be the most boring tribe compared to the other two. This tribe has only one hope and his name is LJ Mckanas. Not my prediction but my hope is that LJ takes this tribe by the leash and leads it to it’s destination like it was one of his horses. In that situation I see Brice as the odd one out and the first boot fort his tribe.

That’s it for the three tribes. Next Wednesday survivor Cagayan is premiering you can expect a detailed review of the premiere on Thursday. Don't forget to check out the 'meet the cast' vids if you're interested down below. Enjoy the premiere and I will see you soon.

   



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